A German produces on average twice as did a French
The Germans I knew them, and I even worked for them: the lowest conceivable level of humanity. A German produces on average twice the feces of a Frenchman. Hyperactivity of the bowel function at the expense of the brain, which shows that they physically unwell. At the time of the Germanic invasions of barbarian hordes along the way of unreasonable masses of fecal matter. On the other hand, even in centuries past, a traveler could easily be seen if the French had already crossed the border of Alsace dall'anormale magnitude of dung along the abandoned streets. And worse, it is typical of German Bromhidrosis, that the foul smell of sweat, and there is evidence that the urine of a German contains twenty percent of nitrogen, while that of other races only fifteen.
Umberto Eco, The Cemetery of Prague
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