Friday, January 15, 2010

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The forks have four teeth. My grandmother has 4 teeth. My grandmother is a fork

The forks have four teeth. My grandmother has 4 teeth. My grandmother is a fork.
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Saturday, January 9, 2010

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If you have a problem nobody can solve and if you can find maybe you can hire the famous ... A-Team


Ten years ago the men of a specialized commando operating in Vietnam were unfairly sentenced by a military court. escaped from a maximum security prison, fled to Los Angeles living in hiding. I still sought, but if you have a problem that nobody can solve and if you can find maybe you can hire the famous ... A-Team.

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Sergio, I do not smoke



At the first meeting between Segio Leone and Clint Eastwood the director to the actor a cigar in his mouth.
Eastwood said: "Sergio, I do not smoke."
Leone said, "Ah Clint, but we leave at home the main character?"

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Opinions are like balls, and each has its


Opinions are like balls: each has its own.

Clint Eastwood

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I like Clint Eastwood because he is an actor who only has two expressions: one with and one without the hat hat



I like Clint Eastwood because he is an actor who only has two expressions: one with the hat and without a hat.

Sergio Leone

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Stop the world ... I want to get off!

Stop the world ... I want to get off!

Quino, Mafalda.

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The newspapers invented half of what they say, if we then add they say the half of what is happening, it follows that the newspapers do not exist!

The newspapers invented half of what they say, if we say that we add half of what is happening, it follows that the newspapers do not exist!

Quino

Thursday, January 7, 2010

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was my father's firm belief that hunting is not a sport

was an avid hunter so much that my father used it as an example for me to understand how I would have become. It was the firm conviction of my father (and now I think exactly like him) that hunting is not a sport. If animals could shoot back, then it would be. It is justified only to obtain food, nothing else. Otherwise, you just want to kill.

Joe R. Lansdale

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Mathematicians are like French

Mathematicians are like the French: if you say something to them, they translate in their language, and hey presto it becomes a whole different thing. Johann Wolfgang Goethe

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No amount of testing can prove I'm right, a single experiment can prove that I was wrong.

No amount of testing can prove I'm right, a single experiment can prove that I was wrong.

Albert Einstein

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The physics concepts are free creations of the human spirit

The physics concepts are free creations of the human spirit, and are not, despite appearances, certain only from the outside world.

Albert Einstein

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The theory is when you know everything and nothing works. The practice is ...

The theory is when you know everything and nothing works. Practice is when everything works and nobody knows why. In this case we put together the theory and practice: there is nothing that works ... and nobody knows why!

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When a fool it seems perfectly reasonable ...

When a fool it seems perfectly reasonable long time ago, believe me, to put the straitjacket. Edgar Allan Poe